- If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.
Chinese... - Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you
have at thirty
But at fifty you get the face you deserve. -- Coco... - Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not
have chosen a suit by it
Maurice... - Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves
up and hurry off as if nothing had happened
Sir Winston... - An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been
permanently discontinued
Irvin S.... - The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of
us who do
Harold... - I have never seen pessimism in a Company prospectus
Sir William Connor... - It is extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
Noel... - A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there
wasn't any Santa Claus
and he's still upset. -- James Gould... - Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the
least harm
Frank...
