- I always get the better when I argue alone.
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Oliver... - Television has raised writing to a new low.
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Samuel... - Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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Edmund Gwenn, last... - I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be
treated like cattle.
Alfred... - Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they
call Destiny.
John Oliver... - Give us the luxuries of life and we will dispense with the necessities.
Oliver Wendell... - You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob... - Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- Bob... - None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors.
The records do not show that Adam and Eve were married... - No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has
a better opinion of him than he deserves. --Ed...
