Did You Hear About The Loner Who Gave Up His Solitary Vice For Lent -- Except On Palm Sunday.

Did You Hear About The Loner Who Gave Up His Solitary Vice For Lent -- Except On Palm Sunday.

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Did you hear about the loner who gave up his solitary vice for
Lent -- except on Palm Sunday.

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I gave it up until Lent.
I gave up ASCII for Lent.
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