Did You Hear About The Man Who Broke His Nose In Amorous Circumstances.

Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous
circumstances. He was making love to his wife doggy style and she
suddenly ran under the bed.

Did you hear about the Newfie that Picked his nose apart so he could see how it ran.
Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife.
Did you hear about the meanest man in the world didn't tell his wife he was sterile until she got pregnant.
Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife's cheeks before he went to the front.
Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife so he fired them.
Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
Did you hear about the fellow who, upon being told by his shrewish wife that she would dance on his grave, promptly provided for a burial at sea.
Hear about... the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife?

Did You Hear About The Man Who Broke His Nose In Amorous Circumstances.

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