- Did you hear She's fine, upstanding,
and wonderful laying down too... - Did you hear that A career girl's mind moves her ahead,
while a chorus girl's mind moves her behind... - Did you hear that A man who likes to be in bed can
usually find a girl willing to listen to him... - Did you hear that a new airline linking Geneva with Milan,
Rome and Naples is to be called Genitalia... - Did you hear that a new line of bull sperm for use
in animal husbandry will be called Elmer's Goo... - Did you hear that A voyeur's liberation front is being
organized and their slogan is "Power To The Peephole"... - Did you hear that acupuncture fees in China are so
modest that they're referred to as pin money... - Did you hear that Air pollution is really making us
pay through the nose... - Did you hear that anal sex is a
bum trip... - Did you hear that bookstores will soon be stocking a volume
called "The Unsensuous Census Taker".
It's about a guy who comes once every ten years...
