Related:

• Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially designed for use in single bars.
  It's called BANG AMERICARD....
• Did you hear about the new dessert topping that S/M freaks get a bang out of is called Pistol Whips.
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
  You simply add milk and they eat each other....
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes that goes "Snatch! Nipple! Crotch!
• Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently.
  .. Police suspect the work of a cereal killer!...
• Is it bang for the buck, or pennies for a pop?
• Gee, but I'd like to be a G-Man / And go Bang! Bang!
  Bang! Bang! Just like Dick Tracy, what a he-man / And go Bang!...
• Snap, Crackle and Pop found dead, Cereal killer suspected
• Chika-go! Bang Bang!
  -- Czech border guards (including Joe Flaharty) with guns -- pointed at them, from STRIPES...