- Did you hear that Carte Blanche plans to issue a specialty card
for swingers -
to be called Charge d'Affaires... - Did you hear that David of the Bible was nothing but
a young man who used leather to get his rocks off... - Did you hear that massage-parlor girls may soon be
striking for better jerking conditions... - Did you hear that Most bachelors prefer girls who believe
that children should be seen and not had... - Did you hear that one enterprising sperm bank is planning to
distribute its product in aerosol dispensers.
It's to be called Heirspray, of course... - Did you hear that orthopedist have reported the appearance of a
new occupational disease epidemic to massage parlors.
It's called penis elbow... - Did you hear that She said she would do anything for a mink
coat,
she got one, and now she can't button it up... - Did you hear that She was a farmer's daughter but she
couldn't keep her calves together... - Did you hear that some experimental botanist has developed
a strain of marijuana with aphrodisiac properties that... - Did you hear that some independent skin-flick producers
are combining to form a major studio to be known as...
