Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game.
You want us to pay income taxes, too? -- Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox...
Loose bits sink chips.
Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!
Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apathy.
Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited in Halstead, Kansas.
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the world has ever seen.
Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder. -- Sigmund Freud
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come." -- Matt Groening...

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