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Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug.
Lunatic Asylum, n.: The place where optimism most flourishes.
Lysistrata had a good idea.
MacDonald has the gift on compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.
-- Winston Churchill...
Machine-Independent, adj.: Does not run on any existing machine.
Machines certainly can solve problems, store information, correlate, and play games -- but not with pleasure.
-- Leo Roste...
Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence .
.. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
-- W. C. Field...
MAFIA, n: [Acronym for Mechanized Applications in Forced Insurance Accounting.
] An extensive network with many on-line and offshore subsystems running under OS, DOS, and IOS....
Magnet, n.: Something acted upon by magnetism Magnetism, n.
Something acting upon a magnet....

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