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Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt.
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence. -- Jules Feiffe
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Sho
May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!
May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.
May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a Thousand Caramels.
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. -- R. S. Barto
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom: If an item is advertised as "under $
50", you can bet it's not $19.95....
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