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  At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening...
• Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
  At night, the ice weasels come." -- Matt Groening...
• Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
  -- Matt Groening...
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• Frank is my Elvis. -- Matt Groening
• You say I'm cool, I'm no fool, but then you wind up applying to grad school... -- Matt Groening
• When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned.
  Do not have sex with the authorities. -- Matt Groening, 'Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk'...
• Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy? -- Matt Groening
• There is a loud explosion, and you are suddenly splashed across the walls walls of the room.