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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. -- Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- Groucho Marx
Millihelen, adj: The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz...
Millions of sensible people are too high-minded to concede that politics is almost always the choice of the lesser evil.
Tweedledum and Tweedledee," they say, "I will not vote." Having abstained...
Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail.
I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of iro...
Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.
Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistol
hey may buy shotguns freely, however....
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. -- Russell Bake

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