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Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friend...
Magpie, n.: A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it might be taught to talk.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Maier's Law: If the facts don't conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
Corollaries: (1) The bigger the theory, the better....
Main's Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.
Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man.
Minor Premise: One man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds....
Majority, n.: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.
Make it myself? But I'm a physical organic chemist!
Making files is easy under the UNIX operating system.
Therefore, users tend to create numerous files using large amounts of file space....
Malek's Law: Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

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