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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
Lizzie Borden took an axe, And plunged it deep into the VAX
Don't you envy people who Do all the things ___YOU want to do?...
Loan-department manager: "There isn't any fine print. At these interest rates, we don't need it.
Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only proper method of preparing them.
Frankly, the easie...
Lockwood's Long Shot: The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't one in a million, but once would be enough.
Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*.
... Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible, and legally ... impeccable!
Logicians have but ill defined As rational the human kind.
Logic, they say, belongs to man, But let them prove it if they can. -- Oliver Goldsmith...
Look out! Behind you!

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