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Meader's Law: Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so.
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
Meeting, n.: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
Men were real men, women were real women, and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
Spirits were brave, men boldly split infinitives that no...
Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it.
Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankle...
Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average America
The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife....
Mencken and Nathan's Ninth Law of The Average America
The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped....
Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average America
All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards....
Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average America
Menu, n.: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.

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