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Meskimen's Law: There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
MESSAGE ACKNOWLEDGED -- The Pershing II missiles have been launched.
Message will arrive in the mail. Destroy, before the FBI sees it.
Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.
Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.
Microwave oven? Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven?
I've been watching Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks....
Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.
Mike: "The Fourth Dimension is a shambles?" Bernie
"Nobody ever empties the ashtrays. People are SO inconsiderate." -- Gary Trudeau, "Doonesbury...
Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end.

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