Miscellaneous Collections

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Man 1: Ask me the what the most important thing about telling a good joke is.
Man 2: OK, what is the most impo -- Man 1: ______TIMING!...
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -- Lily Tomli
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde...
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft .
.. and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -- Wernher von Brau...
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to. -- Mark Twai
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
-- Samuel Butle...
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
-- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)...
Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else -- unless it is an enemy.
-- Albert Einstei...
Man, n.: An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks e is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.
His hief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own pecie...
Mandrell: "You know what I think?" Doctor: "Ah, ah that's a catch question.
With a brain your size you don't think, right?" -- Dr. Who...

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