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Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot....
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
-- Goethe...
Love is sentimental measles.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H. L. Mencke
Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes.
Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood. -- Louise Beal
Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
Love's Drug My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head, My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry
And I sh...
Lowery's Law: If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.

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