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Manual, n.: A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given item.
One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The information you need in in the others....
Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire
Maryel brought her bat into Exit once and started whacking people on the dance floor.
Now everyone's doing it. It's called grand slam dancing. -- Ransford, Chicago Reader 10/7/83...
Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant. -- Malcolm Smith
Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated. -- R. Drabek
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language, and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe...
Mathematicians often resort to something called Hilbert space, which is described as being n-dimensional.
Like modern sex, any number can play. -- Dr. Thor Wald, in "Beep/The Quincunx of Time", by ...

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