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For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...
For a good time, call (415) 642-9483
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
For an adequate time call 555-3321
For an idea to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned.
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. -- H. L. Mencke
For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill. -- R. Clopto
For I perceive that behind this seemingly unrelated sequence of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind.
"Whose?" "MINE! HA-HA!...
For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.
For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire life to date.
He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days now....

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