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Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
But you should never buy them clothes. Men bel...
Ginsberg's Theorem: (1) You can't win. (2) You can't break even.
(3) You can't even quit the game. Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem...
Give me a Plumber's friend the size of the Pittsburgh dome, and a place to stand, and I will drain the world.
Give me enough medals, and I'll win any war." -- Napolea
Give me the Luxuries, and the Hell with the Necessities!
Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to a new town.
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around.
No contest." -- Eric Clapto...
Giving up on assembly language was the apple in our Garden of Ede
Languages whose use squanders machine cycles are sinful....

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