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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. -- Elbert Hubbard
Genius, n.: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright".
George Orwell 1984. Northwestern 0. -- Chicago Reader 10/15/82
George Orwell was an optimist.
George Washington was first in war, first in peace -- and the first to have his birthday juggled to make a long weekend.
-- Ashley Coope...
Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: (1) An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
(2) An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. (3) The energy required to c...
Get forgiveness now -- tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.
Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!
Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want.
They spend months and months researching these kind...

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