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Fourth Law of Revision: It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about interferences -- if you have none, someone will make one for you.
Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, it is damn near zero.
-- David Elli...
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
Fresco's Discovery: If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
Friends, Romans, Hipsters, Let me clue you in; I come to put down Caesar, not to groove him.
The square kicks some cats are on stay with them; The hip bits, like, go down unde...
Frisbeetarianism, n.: The belief that when you die, your soul goes up the on roof and gets stuck.
Frobnicate, v.: To manipulate or adjust, to tweak.
Derived from FROBNITZ. Usually abbreviated to FROB....
Frobnitz, pl. Frobnitzem (frob'nitsm) n.: An unspecified physical object, a widget.
Also refers to electronic black boxes. This rare form is usually abbreviated to FROTZ, or more commonly to FROB....
From an announcement of a congress of the International Ontopsychology Association, in Rome]
From the "Guiness Book of World Records", 1973: Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion.
A judge of the Court of Se...

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