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Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability: Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting some useful work done.
Gnagloot, n.: A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to impress people.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Go 'way! You're bothering me!
Go climb a gravity well!
Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may be in owning a piece thereof.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH
God did not create the world in seven days; he screwed around for six days and then pulled an all-nighter.
God doesn't play dice. -- Albert Einstei
God gives burdens; also shoulders" Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the end of the 1980 election.
At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I can't find it anywhere....
God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little .
.. The trade unions, under the European system, destroy liberty ....

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