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Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity. -- Robert Firth
Flappity, floppity, flip The mouse on the m"obius strip
The strip revolved, The mouse dissolved In a chronodimensional skip....
FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....
Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.
Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned to her husband and screamed, "Erlenmeyer!
My joules! Someone has stolen my joules!" "Now, now, my dear," replied her husband, "keep you...
flowchart, n. & v.: [From flow "to ripple down in rich profusion, as hair" + chart "a cryptic hidden-treasure map designed to mislead the uninitiated.
] 1. n. The solution, if any, to a class of Masc...
Flugg's Law: When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.
Flying saucers on occasion Show themselves to human eyes.
Aliens fume, put off invasion While they brand these tales as lies....
Fog Lamps, n.: Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright lamps mounted on the fronts of automobile
used on dry, clear nights to indicate that the driver's brain is in a fog....
Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing. -- Walt Kelly, "Putluck Pogo

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