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From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter.
Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insul...
From the operation manual for the CI-300 Dot Matrix Line Printer, made in Japan]
From the Pro 350 Pocket Service Guide, p. 49, Step 5 of the instructions on removing an I/O board from the card cage, comes a new experience in sound
5. Turn the handle to the right 90 degrees. T...
Fuch's Warning: If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: Push something hard enough and it will fall over.
Furbling, v.: Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Furious activity is no substitute for understanding. -- H. H. William
Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.
G. B. Shaw to William Douglas Home: "Go on writing plays, my boy.
One of these days a London producer will go into his office and say to his secretary, `Is there a play from Shaw this morning?...

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