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FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS! #6 RAZORBACK
Paul Harbride, 1984, 2 hours 25 min....
fortune's Contribution of the Month to the Animal Rights Debate
I'll stay out of animals' way if they'll stay out of mine....
Fortune's Fictitious Country Song Title of the Week: "How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
Fortune's graffito of the week (or maybe even month)
Don't Write On Walls! (and underneath) You want I should type?...
Fortune's Law of the Week (this week, from Kentucky)
No female shall appear in a bathing suit at any airport in this State unless she is escorted by two officers or unless she is armed with a club....
Fortune's nomination for All-Time Champion and Protector of Youthful Morals goes to Representative Clare E.
Hoffman of Michigan. During an impassioned House debate over a proposed bill to "expand oy...
Fortune's Office Door Sign of the Week: Incorrigible punster -- Do not incorrige.
FORTUNE'S PARTY TIPS #14 Tired of finding that other people are helping themselves to your good liquor at BYOB parties?
Take along a candle, which you insert and light after you've opened the bottl...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #18: Q: Are you married?
A: No, I'm divorced. Q: And what did your husband do before you divorced him?...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #19: Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies have been performed on dead people....

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