Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Garbage In -- Gospel Out.
Garter, n.: An elastic band intended to keep a woman from coming out of her stockings and desolating the country.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Gauls! We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky may fall on our heads tomorrow.
But as we all know, tomorrow never comes!! -- Adventures of Asterix....
Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a softer, more soothing sound than the harsh, staccato "go to sleep"?
Listen to the difference: "Go to sleep, you little wre...
Gee, Mudhead, everyone at More Science High has an extracurricular activity except you.
"Well, gee, doesn't Louise count?" "Only to ten, Mudhead." -- Firesign Theate...
Gee, Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore.
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little....
GEMINI (May 21 to Jun. 20) Good news and bad news highlighted.
Enjoy the good news while you can; the bad news will make you forget it....
Genderplex, n.: The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.
g., turtles and tortoises). -- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.

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