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For perfect happiness, remember two things: (1) Be content with what you've got.
(2) Be sure you've got plenty....
For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say "Canada".
Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something....
For some reason, this fortune reminds everyone of Marvin Zelkowitz.
For that matter, compare your pocket computer with the massive jobs of a thousand years ago.
Why not, then, the last step of doing away with computers altogether?" -- Jehan Shuma...
For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like. -- Abraham Lincol
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
-- Johnny Carso...
For years a secret shame destroyed my peace -- I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope: Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope....
For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
Forgetfulness, n.: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
Forms follow function, and often obliterate it.

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