- For large values of one, one approaches two, for small
values of two.

-- Murphy's Mathematical Axiom... - Two is not equal to three, even for large values of two.
- 2+2=5 for moderately large values of two...
- Two is not 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
- In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus
one equals nothing.

-- Mignon McLaughli... - I have two pets: A large main dog, and a small emergency backup one.
- 1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
- flag: n. A variable or quantity that can take on one of two
value

a bit, particularly one that is used to indicate one of two outcomes or is used to control which of two things is to be done.... - flag n.
[very common] A variable or quantity that can
take on one of two value

a bit, particularly one that is used to indicate one of two outcomes or is used to control which of two things is to be done....