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• For large values of one, one approaches two, for small values of two.
  -- Murphy's Mathematical Axiom...
• Two is not equal to three, even for large values of two.
• 2+2=5 for moderately large values of two...
• Two is not 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
• In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
  -- Mignon McLaughli...
• I have two pets: A large main dog, and a small emergency backup one.
• 1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
• flag: n. A variable or quantity that can take on one of two value
  a bit, particularly one that is used to indicate one of two outcomes or is used to control which of two things is to be done....
• flag n. [very common] A variable or quantity that can take on one of two value
  a bit, particularly one that is used to indicate one of two outcomes or is used to control which of two things is to be done....