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Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #29: THE JUDGE
Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any ....
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #32: Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
A: I will be three months November 8th. Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #37: Q: Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
A: No. Q: What was he doing with the dog's ears?...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #3: Q
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #41: Q: Now, Mrs.
Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #52: Q: What is your name?
A: Ernestine McDowell. Q: And what is your marital status? A: Fair....
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #7: Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me....
fortune: cpu time/usefulness ratio too high -- core dumped.
Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.
m. by six samuri sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles....
Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing el...

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