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You've reached Mike and Nancy's answering machine. They're not home right now.
At least, I don't think they are. Hang on. (Voice moves away from recording microphone....
You've reached the B&D Hotline.
You've reached the tag thief hotline, to steal, press 1
You've read the thread, now view the GIF.
You've really worked out your banter, haven't you. Not really - this is a different thing.
It's spontaneous and it's called 'wit'. -- Mr Pants and Edmund : Money...
You've the stuff, old kid--all you have to do is keep it up.
-- Thomas Hart Benton (to Jackson Pollock)...
You've won a free spin on the "Wheel of Meat"!
You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
Please wait until I am wrong. -- John von Neumann, on being phoned at 10 a.m....
You walk into the market. Big signs: "Feminine Protection.
What's in those boxes? Pink guns? And panty shields ....
You wanna know how to nail Capone? This is how you nail Capone
he pulls a knife you pull a gun, he puts one of yours in the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue....

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