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• Hello and Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline ** If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
• You may steal THIS tag, but you can't get my whole file!
• If you steal something small you are a petty thief, but if you steal millions you are a gentleman of society.
  -- Greek Proverb...
• Hiya. You have reached Doctor Marvin Monroe's anxiety line.
  If you have a sullen teenager, press `1'.. NOW! If you are estranged from your spouse, press `2'....
• You may be redneck... if the Elvis Hotline limits you to 1 call per day.
• Hello and Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline ** If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
  If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2....
• You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines are busy now, but if you leave your name and number, someone will get back to you as soon as possible.
  -- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio...
• Drunken voice:) You have reached Bob's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions.
  But if you leave your name and noomber, we won't be in wonder....
• Tag, tag, tag ... all you ever do is tag!