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You were born twins and they killed the wrong one!
You were conspicuous by your absence -- Lord John Russell
You were ever good at sudden commendations. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VIII
You Were Expecting Maybe Bugs Bunny?
You were expecting someone else? -- Sixth Doctor, Caves of Androzani
You were programmed to survive. You can survive at the Luna 5 settlement.
To survive is not enough, to simply exist is not enough. -- Nayrok and Dana...
You were right somebody blew out the hatch. They were all sucked out into space.
"Correction sir, that's blown out." Thank you, Data....
You were s'posed to laugh! -- Zippy the Pinhead
You! What PLANET is this! -- McCoy, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0
You WHAT?! You told my wife I said I was in total control.
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