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You want the real diet of success? You want the great secret?
You want to know how to shed those unwanted pounds?...
You want to eat my mills and have them, too. And all I want to know is thi
what makes you think it's possible? ... But it's only temporary!...
You want to live forever? Don't die.
You want to make a guy comfortable enough to confess to murder. -- Bill Clark (Brooklyn Detective)
You Wash, I'll Dry: Terry Cloth
You watch a talk show recently? They're doing one next month on a normal, happy heterosexual couple, assuming they can find one.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
You wear shiny objects on your chest. Are you proud? -- Magaret the Log Lady, from Twin Peak
You were a stranger to sorrow; thus fate has cursed you.
You were bluffing. Klingons never bluff. -- Geordi and Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
You were born the wrong sex.

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