You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please
wait until I am wrong.
-- John von Neumann, on being phoned at 10 a.m.
wait until I am wrong.
-- John von Neumann, on being phoned at 10 a.m.
Related:
- You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
Please wait until I am wrong. -- John von Neumann... - Operator,
please trace this call and tell me where I am... - Have you ever been in a restaurant and there's a couple in the next booth
being overly affectionate?
They're necking and groping and you're trying to eat... - Good morning. For those of you who don't know me, I am not Dr.
X; I am Dr. X's representative on Earth... - Take me
as I am... - I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a
quitter.
Steven... - I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency,
please buy me a beer... - I am sick and depraved-
please feed me drugs and cookies... - Please bear with me.
I am slightly shell shocked...
From the same category:
- It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
Andrew... - We are the beta testers of the
universe... - The Dragon Taxi Service--we will take thee..
anywhere... - Our country is still young and its potential is still enormous.
We should remember, as we look toward the future, that... - I'm not a vampire.
I just eat like one...
