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You wanna know what I think? I think you're some kinda deviated prevert!
I think General Ripper found out about your preversions and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts!...
You want a fortune? I'll give you a fortune. "Blech!
You want a job where you will never run out of work--be a debt collector.
-- Joseph Epstein's grandfathe...
You want a Real challenge? Try MSWindows on a 286!!
You wanted to frighten us. We're frightened. You wanted to show us that we are inadequate - for the moment, I will grant that.
You want me to say that I need you. Right now - I need you. -- Pica...
You want I should bop you with this here Lollipop?!?
You want it bad, you'll get it bad. -- Savage's Law of Expediency
You want it *when*?!
You want me to pay for bug fixes???
You want something to worship? Try your SysOp.

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