Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You white people are so strange. We think it is very primitive for a child to have only two parents.
-- Australian Aboriginal Elde...
You who are schizophrenic: do you sleep together?
You, who claim that you long to rise above the crude concerns of the body, above the drudgery of serving mere physical needs -- who is enslaved by physical need
he Hindu who labors from sunrise to...
You who hate the Jews so, why did you adopt their religion?
-- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900), addressing anti-semitic Christia...
You will always be successful in your business or professional career.
You will always find some Eskimos ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec...
You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
You will always get what you want through your charm and personality.
You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.

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