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Miscellaneous Collections

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You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.
You will be married within a year. (If you're already married, consider this an ex post facto fortune.
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You will be misunderstood by everyone.
You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though of course I would defend your right to remain seated should you so decide.
-- Ira Glasser, head of the ACLU, -- conve...
You will be proud in manner but tolerant and generous.
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader. Later there will be a scandal.
You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.
You will be required to do wrong no matter where you go.
It is the basic condition of life, to be required to violate your own identity....
You will be shot at sunrise.

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