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You will be awarded some great honor.
You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize--posthumously.
You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
Your no good brother-in-law is in hock $100 to a loan shark....
You will be careful, if you are wise, how you touch men's religion, or credit, or eyes.
-- Ben Frankli...
You will become obsessively self-conscious about those knobby knees.
You will become rich and famous unless you don't.
You will be concerned with many, many more things than you can change. -- Steven R. Covey
You will be divorced within a year.
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