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• How do you know when a JAP had an orgasm? She drops her nail file.
• You have there hit the nail on the head.
• Bowersox's Law of the Workshop: If you have only one nail, it will bend.
• You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
  -- Al Capone (1899-1947)...
• You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. -- Al Capone
• You use little itty bitty nails, and nail the atoms down.
  (on how to measure the number of states they can be in)...
• You hit the nail right between the eyes.
• You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
  -- Al Capone [Also attributed to Johnny Carson. Ed.]...
• The American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it Capitalism
  call it what you like, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it....