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You've got to have something to eat and a little love in your life before you can hold still for any damn body's sermon on how to behave.
-- Billie Holiday...
You've got to know the rules before you break them - otherwise it's no fun.
You've got to know when to code'em, know when to modem, know when to load'em up, know when to run.
You've got to stand up and live before you can sit down and write.
You've got to take life cereal, baby.
You've got to think about tomorrow! TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for *yesterday* yet!
You've got to throw the stone to get the pool to ripple.
You've never been as sick as just before you stop breathing. -- Macaluso's Doctrine
You've never been out of school! You don't know what it's like out there!
I've worked in the the private sector. They expect results....
You've probably heard "brevity is the soul of wit," but have you heard "gravity is the soul of weight?
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