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• Thug voice:) Uh, hello, Mike and Brian aren't here right now.
  They've been kidnapped! So at the beep, leave your name, your number, your message, and ten thousand dollars in a brown paper bag....
• On a male's answering machine, otherwise reverse gende
  ) BEEP. (Female voice:) Hi Tony, this is Sheila....
• Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
  (Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....
• Creamed asparagus! BEEP -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle
• Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message.
  Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around....
• Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
  Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....
• Oriental voice:) Hello, you have reached honorable Chan's residence.
  I, Kato, will go and get honorable Chan. (Godzilla scream....
• Hello, this is Jason's voice. Jason's not here right now -- hey, haven't you ever lost YOUR voice?
  Well, believe you me, when I find him again, I'll have a few choice words for him....
• Fun to leave on a friend's machine when he's away..
  . Sounds of raptuous sex:) Hi. Mike can't come to the phone right now because he's having sex....