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• You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting.
  -- Jeanne Phillip...
• You know you're in trouble when Worf smiles at you.
• You are getting sleepy... you are getting very sleepy...
• You are indeed getting along in years if you can remember the auto bumper that was difficult to lift.
  Now, a child can fold one and put it away!...
• If you see a hoodwink, should you wink back?
• Nobert Weiner was the subject of many dotty professor stories.
  Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
• O When the lady smiles, You know it drives me wild =`\&l
  Her lips are warm and resourcefull, (=)/(=) When the lady smiles, I cannot resist her call And as a matter of fact, I don't resist at all....
• You know you are getting old when you enter a limozine and all the cars behind you turn on their lights.
• You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam