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• Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
• Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
• Above a condom vending machine: Dont buy this gum.
  .. it tastes like shit! But WOW! Look at the bubbles you can blow......
• The difference between a cow chewing its cud and someone chewing bubble gum is that the cow has better manners than to blow bubbles with its cud.
• Yo momma like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!
• Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!
• Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing.
• Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!
• Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay.