Yo Momma House So Dirty She Has To Wipe Her Feet Before She Goes Outside.
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo momma house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.