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Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
-- Bobby Kelto...
Why is a falling piano like a career ? If you dont C SHARP, you will B FLAT.
Why is any object we don't understand always called a thing?
-- McCoy, "The Motion Picture," stardate 7411.4...
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why is Cleopatra so resistant to therapy? Because she is da Queen of da Nile
Why is Cupid a boy? Simply because he's a joker and never shows 'sound sense' in word or thought.
-- Erasmu...
Why is "dyslexia" so hard to spell?
Why is "easy listening" so hard to listen to?
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