Miscellaneous Collections

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Why fire engines are red: Two plus two makes four.
Three times four makes twelve. There are twelve inches in a ruler....
Why flame it? It crashed and burned quite nicely by itself, thank you.
Why for ARJ thou still using ancient Programs????
Why get real when artificial is so much easier to keep clean?
Why give the person who has everything a box to keep it in when it already comes in its own container?
Why give the temperature of the airport??? No one lives there...
WHY GOD WILL NEVER GET TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY 1. Only published one book.
2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. He did not publish it in referenced journals....
Why go second class when 1st class is only $25?
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore them like wise men?
-- Natalie Clifford Barney...
Why has not man a microscopic eye? For this plain reason,--man is not a fly.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Essay on Man, Epistle i, Line 193...

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