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• Why you look so sad when the sky is perfect blue?
• Why do the Kennedy men cry after sex? MACE.
• Why, when people pray, do they invariably ask for something?
• Astronauts do it on re-entry.
• Why do people spend years writing a novel when they can buy one for a few dollars?
• Why do scottish people refuse to buy refrigerators?
  They don't believe that the light will go out when you close the door....
• Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a fresh one for a quarter of the price?
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....