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  -- Fred Alle...
• Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a fresh one for a quarter of the price?
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• On marriage: Why buy a book when you can borrow one from the library?
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• There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. -- Maugham